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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday 4.10.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Kids pick up on a lot. Is Mike Vrabel cheating? Everybody's shaking each other's shacks. Lazlo HATES space wizards, and the Royals are moving downtown. Mayor Q, listen to Lazlo and put a casino in Kansas City. New game! Melania or Latka from Taxi? There was a stand-off AND someone got run over by a bearcat. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:31.6

to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee ladies and gentlemen

0:43.6

the church of laslow has begun yo yo how are you man i'm great how are you great never been better

0:52.8

good no problems you said you were a little

0:55.8

short on sleep oh yeah but not because i uh not because i couldn't sleep like sometimes you talk about

1:00.1

you know like the insomnia stuff and yeah you know you have to go to sleep early and whatever but

1:04.0

even if you're just had stuff going on kid stuff uh you know baseball the night before so i didn't

1:09.9

get any sleep and then i was going to take a nap and I didn't get my nap because I had to drop my oldest kid's car off at the shop to get fixed. And then, you know, last night, whatever. I didn't get in bed by 8.30 hours. Stuff going on. Well, like, nothing major. You know, I mean, I a hide, I go, you know, pay some bill or something. It's just dumb stuff. Oh, a bill that you have to pay in person? No. I mean, I said, I wish I go, it's one of those things when I was it so stupid. Was it stressful thing? No, not at all, but it was like I had to go get cash. Okay.'t usually have cash and it was like the school fee. And plus I also had promised to buy like snacks and stuff or like, you know, so that I had to go buy that and then, you know. And by the way, none of that's hard. It's just, you know, all of a sudden it's nine o'clock it all takes time yes it all takes time

2:02.7

and you're doing it on your own so it's just if it needs to be done you got to do it we got

2:07.9

paid today though but i saw that last night when you said that you had to pay a bill it dawned on me

2:13.3

oh my goodness there are going to be some people looking for me today.

2:20.0

Ooh, man, oh man, oh man.

2:27.9

You know, sometimes I just come home and I see the electricity still seems to be on.

2:30.1

And I'm like, I guess I'm good there.

2:51.4

I'm not real good about paying at the same time each month that they don't let me do auto pay. If I can't automatically pay it, everything, for the most part, lets you do it, your credit card, you know, most, most utilities, but sometimes they either don't do it or I can't figure it out. Or like a card changes. Like, we need you to update this ah okay note to self and then you just never do it because like oh god I forgot I need to do that but for now I'll just pay it the only one that I don't have on auto pay that I do pay is my car payment uh well only because I drive by car max okay and like sometimes I'll pay it twice because I'm like, God damn it, have I paid that thing? It's not like I have it, sad.

3:11.1

It's drive by it.

3:27.1

I'm like, I'll pay it twice because I'm like god damn it have I paid that thing so it's not like I have it said and I just drive by I'm like I should pay that check my account one quick do I have it okay I'm going to swing in there and they're like so you so you'd like to pay extra this month I'm like yeah I guess so because I'm in here uh yeah so I guess the only way that can do it is if it's either on auto pay or your building is on my way home.

3:26.0

Perfect.

3:27.0

Those are the only two ways you're going to get paid on time. Yeah. Well, sometimes it's a bill that's big enough where you go, I don't really want to auto pay this because there's months I might want to be late on this. Well, yeah, like your mortgage, although, you know, that one's scary because then if you end up getting kicked out of auto pay like I did, then what happens is you go to make a payment and suddenly it's time to make two, and you're like, oh, God. Let me tell you so. There's never time to make two. Well, you know, I feel that. I understand. Although you may. But if you're on the phone with them and they're saying, hey, it's been time for you to make two for a long time. And these little fees here, you're like, hey, I'm like, son of a bitch. Like the last time the guy told me, he's like, how much were you planning on paying today? No. I was like, well, I don't know. I was like, do you want to know how much money I have? and he's like, sure. So I told him how much money. I was like, this is all the money I have.

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