The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

How are you, man?

Never better. How about yourself?

I'm great. No problems.

Good, good, good. Glad to hear it.

How's your weekend?

It wasn't too bad. Made a little bit of money. Michigan won.

I told you to bet that on the way out of the door.

Was that your... Was that your biggest bet of the weekend?

Yeah, for sure. I bet both games and I bet that, you know, 23, I think it was 25 points in rebounds. So, yeah. I think I may have lost money overall. Oh, boy. But, but I did win a couple things. So, like, random bets that I put in, you know? So as I was looking, I was like, I guess I should probably do the math and see how much I bet. I was like, no, forget about it. As long as it says that there's a win there, we're good, we're good. Just parlay that into something big, right? That's for chumps, man. Yeah, yeah, counting, you know, doing math, figuring out if you're up or down. I'm up. You got some victories. You're good. As long as if I'm not transferring from bank or whatever, add funds. Right. Then I feel like I'm a winner. That's it. I mean, eventually you'll add funds. Eventually, eventually, although when they... But that's when it starts over. What do you mean? I don't want to carry on those losses from the last time.

Well, true. Right. This is a whole new season. There's a new person, new season. When I put it more money, it's a new season. Yeah, true. I try to take advantage of all the promotions, all the, you know, free money and free bets. And I know that sometimes I'm probably not doing things right because some of it's like

it's not exactly cash that's in your account it's bonus bets right and so you've got credits

I don't know if you're guessing you mess around with that because I hear you talk about doing your okay

you have to right you got to take advantage of that stuff and but sometimes it's uh it's like

you know it's not withdrawable it's money that you know, it's not withdrawable. It's

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