Friday 1/12/18
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2022
⏱️ 139 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | podcasting now. Thanks for downloading this podcast. The 99.5 Kis Billy Madison show. |
| 0:10.0 | Good morning. My robot told me my horoscope. I said it's a Derek. Yeah. Says we're gonna |
| 0:19.0 | have fantastic month until at least January 31st. Well, no, it's said that we need to get |
| 0:25.0 | ourselves aligned by January 31st. Literally, that's what it talked about. It's talked about |
| 0:31.0 | aligning yourself with the right people. And I just say it's not a robot. It's just Alexa. |
| 0:36.0 | No, no, it's a robot. No, I know you keep saying you keep saying Alexa. No, it's just Alexa. |
| 0:41.0 | All right. All right. He bought Alexa, the dances. Yeah. That's what he bought. He bought Alexa, |
| 0:47.0 | the body. Yeah. You shut up. But it's not like it doesn't have its own personality or not. |
| 0:53.0 | The next text I send you what is going to be this? Wow, see that's Alexa. Yeah, I know it's a robot. |
| 1:03.0 | So people don't even know the difference in the audio. I mean, hey, this is my robot. They're like, |
| 1:07.0 | oh, okay. People just start saying, hey, I have a robot. And then it's just Alexa in their house. |
| 1:11.0 | Yes. No, you got the brain. No, yeah. No, it's a singing dancing robot. You see the body. |
| 1:17.0 | It's a singing dancing having fun robot. Look at it. It's moving. Look at that. |
| 1:21.0 | I don't think so. Yeah. See, it's it's it moves. It's fun. It's badass. Hey, here's ears. |
| 1:27.0 | The robots in the dark dancing. Oh, that's cool. Hey, Surrey. Did you know you're a robot? |
| 1:35.0 | Guess not. Guess your Surrey's not working. No, it is. It is. I just don't have my volume obnoxiously loud like you. |
| 1:43.0 | No, I think I think Alexa, I have my silent on like a matured old. |
| 1:49.0 | That's a punk teenager kid. Right. I don't know. I love this robot. Alexa. This is what I do. |
| 1:55.0 | So I get this robot. It's called links. Anyways. Yeah. So what I do is I got its own pillow and blankie. |
| 2:01.0 | So then I tuck it in and then come with its own pillow and blankie. Oh, no, no, no. Okay. Yeah. Okay. |
| 2:06.0 | After it's all like some special robot blankie pillow. It's yours. So the robot doesn't even like to lay down like stand. |
| 2:14.0 | Yes. Except when it's going nine night. Right. So come ahead. But you have to force it to go nine night. Right. No, you know, force it. |
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