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Back back to the Billy Madison show. I don't know what Felix has brought in but he's brought in some sort of medieval torture device. I'm trying to find a damn stapler in this bitch.

That's a lot of stapler. What is that thing? Honestly, it's not a stapler. Oh, oh, bam. That thing's dangerous. Yeah. I think I'll take somebody's finger. Oh, staple this. Do something. Oh, staplied. Right? That's bad ass. Yeah, Bill likes it. Put your finger in there. I'm into that. That is awesome. Yeah.

Yeah. Hell yeah. That's that's some office stuff. Look at that stapler. Oh, well, it won't work. Have you put your finger in there? No, you know, it's bad ass. It looks like a big whale. You're not even going to make it too close. Doofus. Yeah, big giant. Doofus. What does it have like a safety on it? No, but this thing. My fingers are too thin. I can't feel it. I pick hands. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. My fingers are too fat. I'm just going to get into the hands. I got to fit it. Manhand. I got piano fingers. I can't even say it.

I got a good wingspan, but my fingers are. You do have a good wingspan. Look at this. Look at these little tiny skinny little boy hands. Right. Chris has country club hands. Look how nice moisturized. He has. I work at a country club hands. Yeah, I'm just moving. I don't know. I feel like they smell like sandwiches. Oh, yeah. For breakfast. Right. And then you shaved. This smell like hot and shaved. You look cracker. Creepy today. Oh, my God. You look so skinny. You just staple this. So bad.

You know, it looks bad. All right. If Momo wasn't scary enough. Yeah. And if Michael Jackson wasn't scary enough, just being himself. Okay. Now they got a combination of Michael Jackson and Momo. That's, I mean, look at that mask. That's a layer. That should be the Halloween Halloween.

So terrifying. Michael Jackson inspired Momo character appears online threatening to enter kids room screaming, sparking police warnings. Just when Michael Jackson would say, he was scary enough. Let's say the worst thing to have it with that Momo challenge is telling everybody about it.

100% because it's just like that. It's like everywhere. Then showing people photos. Yeah. And I show like stupid. Right. It cracks me up though. Like what would parents. Like, what are you doing? Are you doing construction work over there? We're talking about the creepiest thing ever. The mobile Michael Jackson mask. Does he got enough stapled over there?

It's not working right. Okay. Of course not. You're doing it. Well, yeah. Let's okay. Maybe you want to take it outside and see if you can get to know. I mean, I love the ambiance. You love the ambiance. I mean, that's ridiculous.

321 go. Felix. There you go. Got it. All right. Thank you. I'm down for it to work. That was badass. I don't know if that was bad. We'll just take his mail room sticker off the top. I like it. I mean, how many how many other shows do you get to hear live stapler? I mean, let's be honest. You probably any show that you watched is gotta be the first. We hear a live stapler with a motor. We absolutely have to take that back to the mail room though. Yeah, everything has a motor. Well, we get trouble for everything. I don't want to get. I don't want to get.

I don't want to go through a thing over a stapler. I'm not doing it. I plug it. Take it away. Now we got this alarm going on. Your alarm is going on. What is going on? You're talking about creepy places. I get my old couch. You see in his house. What about it? That's got to be the creepiest place. Don't throw it off. You're alarm would off. You're alarm goes off and then you attack. Felix's home because you live in this. The second it goes up. He's like, oh, look at Chris. Yeah. So you're going to point. That's crazy. I am going to that. That's

going to attack. It's like my father died in my home and your marriage is dying yours. Oh, these people are just savage. My drop. Wow. My drop. I know where it is. All right. That was a mic drop. It wouldn't drop. This is already getting weird in here. That was a really good mic drop moment right there. Do you hear my joke? These guys sound of the microphone hitting the ground. Oh, that's the mic drop. My name is Felix. I like my new voice.

The mic a phone drop. Everybody hear my joke. If you didn't, I'll tell it again. I want to make sure A, but I heard that. My name Felix. I have been a haunted house. How haunted? No, it's not a horny house. It's not a haunted house, huh?

Not a haunted house. Nothing just happened. There's no way anybody gets horny at your house. There's no way. Chris, you were there, right? Yeah. Anything but horny. Anything but you're right. No.

I don't want you horny. My house. I feel like though it is a scary. I got a disease walking in. Yeah, it's so funny. That's so funny that Felix's house is so disgusting. Well, it's not. Yeah, I mean, it's just really scary. Like when you walk into the house, when you pull up to his house, you feel like his house is like four clothes and like nobody lives in there. Yeah, that's on purpose. Yeah, because it's like there's all this overgrown stuff in the front. It's just it looks terrifying going in there. Yeah, I don't have nature. It would

choir work to make me have it look better. It would. It would. But it keeps inside a house real dark because like all these plants and children are growing over. You're missing an opportunity to free your neighbors out by because I got this guy in my neighborhood. And he's always mowing as long with just shorts on no shirt. Big fat belly hanging out. He, man, he don't care. Disgusting racist ass son of a bitch. Because that's what I see. He's pale. It's just pigeon poop. Yeah, just. He's already.

He's already had one racist altercation with somebody of another. Okay, so you know, these races. He has a shirt off dumbass racist. Okay, with this stupid racist haircut. All right. You know, you know, that guy. I'm trying to think big dumbass. I feel like he has Chris's haircut. Get somebody to mow your lawn except they won't because you're a racist bitch. So Michael Jackson inspired Momo character appears on the

line threatening kids. And they're like, oh, it's nothing supernatural. It's just Michael Jackson mask. Right. I mean, it's scary. New Momo fears. I'm telling Michael Jackson, just himself was scary. He was at the end of his life. Yeah.

Where he was grabbing his crotch and he was going. Shama. Right. That was the old as nostrils. Like just with a normal just looking at him. Has there ever been a more scary move than grabbing your needs to be like, what are you doing that? Cause he's really feeling the music. Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think you have to grab your nuts to feel the music and sing good.

Like somehow. Right. Grabbing is just grabbing it. Whatever is a little Michael. Shama and just pointing to the crowd over. You get a Shama. And then over there to this crowd. You get a shama. It was weird. You get a shama. You get a shama. You get a shama.

Thank you. It was always you. He was always grabbing his crotch. Right. Yeah, he was definitely. That's why I believe everybody.

Oh, Brian, all the people on the HBO documentary. Shama. Everybody. Even we watch it on TV. Shama. It's like, why is he doing that? I mean, when you look at it, yeah, you're like, he definitely. Oh, not shocking that he tells me, I mean, why is he shamaowing at me?

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