What up?

Dude, on my way to work?

Yeah. You ever have a gang fight with your windshield wipers? You're like taking a left turn or a right turn. Oh, yeah, of course. You actually turn your windshield wipers on. You just look stupid. Of course. I did that twice. Yeah. Right? I was making a turn. All of a sudden, the back windshield wipers are going on. Everything is just chaos. I pull into work.

Same thing, trying to make a, you know, turn. Windshield wipers going crazy. So I'm cussing out my windshield wipers saying, you sons of bitches. Right. You just feel like an idiot. I wonder if, I wonder if people know. Right? They're they're like damn that guy's an idiot

I don't think anybody thinks about it just I don't think anybody's like oh man look at

that guy's windshield wipers are going it's not even raining yeah well what I did

was is I turned on the water so then I wouldn't feel like an idiot so at least I was

wiping these down yeah I did that yeah that. Yeah, that's funny. Stupid.

And then I got a blanket, so I'm always carrying a blanket into work. And so this, every day I see this guy. Oh my God. He got to think I'm a weirdo. Yeah, for sure. He did ask me, what's up with your buddy? And I said, who? Who? I thought you talked about Chris and he's like Linus.

Oh, yeah.

At first I didn't understand what he was talking about. And I said, who? I thought you talked about Chris, and he's like, Linus.

Oh, yeah. And at first I didn't understand, like, what he was talking about. But that guy's also, like, 65. Yeah. So, yeah. Well, I'll beat his ass. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Well, he is, yeah, he's, I don't know. He's a Marine. Yeah. I was in ROTC.

Yeah, but he's ready to shoot.

Like he, I don't know. He's a Marine. Yeah. I was in ROTC.

Yeah, but he's ready to shoot.

Like he is, that guy, I like that security guard because he's definitely going to shoot somebody.

Oh, it's a security guard. I thought I was somebody else.

No, no, no. No, and he's here to protect and serve us.

No, he does a good job, too.

Nice. He was, this morning, he was, shoo, shoot, shoe.

There's one crackhead that was like just in the parking lot. Jeez. I saw him shooing him away. There's so many crackheads. Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't you feel like there's always these crackheads trying to get in the building? bro yeah well no there. There was two of them tried to get in when I got here. But I got here hell early. So, were you gambling last night? Yeah, I was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ain't been to bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, we'll just keep it moving. No, no, no, no. how much you do win i mean it's something crazy it's just you know like 1100 it was nothing it's just light just a little pocket change um have you

lost yet i have but definitely not as much as i've won like i haven't given i haven't given

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