Thursday, 07.31.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on their dads’ drinking habits, and how much they love Kenny. Lazlo is pissed that “Feral Child Summer” exists; Just send them outside! Lazlo and SlimFast are confused on why they can’t ghost women, and Lazlo believes the Royals have “the worst offense in history.” In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss James Craigs’ sentencing, the Virginia councilman that was set on fire, the Florida sting operation that caught 40 potential child predators, the new information about the Epstein missing minute, Shannon Sharpe, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.6	Yo!
0:48.6	How are you, man?
0:49.5	Never been better in my life.
0:50.7	How are you?
0:51.1	I'm great.
0:51.7	Good.
0:52.0	Glad you hear it.
0:53.3	Everything, you know, on the... no problem everything uh you know on the
0:55.4	everything's fine you know i mean my tv went out oh yeah you said that but that's not such a
0:59.3	terrible thing yeah i gave somebody i've been one of those weeks you know stung by bees sucks but
1:04.7	the tv going out gives me the car went out you know uh well okay but he's been you know monday tuesday
1:10.5	wednesday you don't want those things all
1:12.2	I guess back to back the car and the TV but it the TV going out gives you an excuse to get a new
1:17.7	TV a that's normally what I would say these as much as you are though so it's like to me it's more
1:21.8	of a pain in the ass because you are you know that's what you like you like vacuums and TVs
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