Friday, 05.19.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Note to self: Megyn Kelly and Laura Ingraham are not the same person. Also, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is for 15-year-old boys without access to the internet. *A guide for out of touch adults who want to be hip. Plus, a guide for young hip people who've never heard of 1-900 numbers. *Grae Drake is on the show! There's a new Fast and Furious movie and it won't be the last. Dungeons & Dragons and Air are the best new movies included in your streaming packages this weekend. Hulu's remake of White Men Can't Jump is probably the worst movie you could waste your time with tonight. *Doomscrolling!! Meatball Ron 2024! Meatball Ron vs Disney, round 4. Another workplace shooting but only one fatality and one injury, so we won't have to count this as a mass shooting. The ChatGPT app is available for iOS. The last Sears store in the metro is closing and at least one local resident is close to tears. *Coutnry Love shares some original lyrics for Smells Like Teen Spirit. Meanwhile, a journalist says Courtney Love grabbed his crotch real hard without asking but he doesn't seem to be complaining. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend, write a review, and then tell a stranger. If you haven't already done so, please join our subreddit. We'd love to get those numbers up. Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! What's going on? |
| 0:50.0 | Hey, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | We're both wearing mustard yellow today. |
| 0:55.0 | Because you know, we call each other before work. |
| 0:58.0 | It is weird. |
| 0:59.0 | We wear the same black shirt and then today we're wearing last week it was a blue shirt or something like that. |
| 1:04.0 | Oh, not a church in normal. |
| 1:05.0 | Right, that's default. |
| 1:06.0 | You expect it. |
| 1:07.0 | Right. |
| 1:08.0 | But when I saw you come out with a yellow shirt, I was like, this is too much. |
| 1:11.0 | It's too much. |
| 1:12.0 | And I changed my shirt after I left. |
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