Slimfast Things He's Dying Again
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 22 May 2023
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, how are you, man? I'm all right. I'll be honest. I haven't been feeling great. |
| 0:53.0 | Yeah. It's a text to me. I could tell, man, when you text me and like, you keep texting me. I'm like, oh, no, he's freaking out. |
| 0:59.0 | I was starting to freak out or I'm starting to freak out. I thought I did a good job. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, you did. I tried. I appreciate it. Yeah, that's why I text you. I didn't talk to, I don't think I text my brothers about a brook knew. |
| 1:09.0 | But you know, I can tell. But I was at my kids baseball game. They were just getting their asses handed to him. |
| 1:15.0 | So I was, it actually was a good distraction because I was like, my oldest was with me. |
| 1:20.0 | He's like, him, let's go play catch before you start losing your cool. |
| 1:23.0 | So that's when I stopped texting because I'm like, what? I think I said at one time I was like, they just started throwing the ball around losing. |
| 1:31.0 | And I think, is your oldest? My youngest. And then, you know, in the bleachers area, I just like, yeah, it just came out. |
| 1:38.0 | I'm like, what are we doing out here? Like, does it have baseball? |
| 1:41.0 | And I could see my, I was like, all right. Yeah, let's go play catch. Let's go play catch. Let's get you. |
| 1:46.0 | Oh, my God. If I was coaching, he goes, thank God you're not coaching. I couldn't have met you be losing your ass. |
| 1:51.0 | I get it. So he's trying to distract you. |
| 1:54.0 | Right. He's like your brother's team. Right. You're not the coach. |
| 1:57.0 | Yeah. And yes, you've coached both of us. And we know what you'd be saying, which is about what you're about to say as a fan. |
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