Thursday, 05.18.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2023
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
I'm all for guilty pleasures but cheesy rock ballads are just plain bad. They're so bad, they make me angry. The question is, which one is the worst? There may not be any glam rock fans on this show but we're certainly capable of enjoying these iconic guitar solos. *You have to pick up and move to a new city tomorrow. Which city do you choose? Here's a list of recommendations to give you some ideas. *I don't care if you're a glass half full or half empty person. This data about Americans and their phone snooping habits are proof that this country is doomed. LET PEOPLE HAVE SOME PRIVACY! *Doomscrolling!! Americans are keeping their cars for 12 years now because of high interest rates and the fact that the average new car price is up to $48k!!! Montana has officially banned Tik Tok completely, but Tik Tok says they aren't going anywhere. A schoolteacher in Kentucky is under fire for letting a student dress up like a KKK Grand Wizard for extra credit. Target says it lost almost $800 million last year in theft. Meghan and Harry say they were chased by the paparazzi, but the mayor of New York is skeptical about the claims. *The new Zelda game is out and PornHub channels can't create related content fast enough. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend or two and leave a review. Remember you can watch us record the podcast live every weekdeay afternoon on our twitch channel (link below). Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | What's going on, man? |
| 0:50.0 | How much are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great. |
| 0:52.0 | No problems. |
| 0:53.0 | I had to hear it. |
| 0:54.0 | Whole cruise here. |
| 0:55.0 | Look at us, huh? |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah, we've almost made through a week. |
| 0:57.0 | It's Thursday. |
| 0:58.0 | What's going on in life? |
| 0:58.5 | Nothing. |
| 0:59.5 | Nothing really. |
| 1:00.5 | Everything's good. |
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