Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio

Frank Off The Radio: The Frank Skinner Podcast

Avalon

Comedy

4.5 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2013

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Frank Skinner's on Absolute Radio every Saturday morning and you can enjoy the show's podcast right here. This week, Frank, Emily and Alun discuss theatre disasters, commuter spats and getting it wrong. Frank's recent honorary membership to the Umbrella Hat Society also has the team asking listeners what societies they've been members of. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Absolute, Absolute.
0:01.9	Absolute.
0:02.9	Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.
0:07.6	This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran, or as we call him, Absolute, the AC.
0:16.7	Oh, do it.
0:17.4	And you can text us on 8, 12, 15 this morning if you want to join in and be part of the show.
0:24.1	Or you can follow us on the Twitter, which is at Frank on the radio.
0:29.3	I believe that is my housekeeping complete.
0:32.1	Now we can relax.
0:33.4	We've got the administration out the way.
0:35.7	If people are calling me the AC, is that why they keep complaining that it's hot in here? Little air conditioning joke to start the show. And you have no idea I was going to say that. It was completely spontaneous. I turned it down. I turned it down. I didn't really mean it. It was an AC air conditioning. I prefer. I usually just say, I'm hot and then I let someone to do...
0:56.3	I can't say that because people think I'm menopausal.
0:59.5	Or maybe they just think you're showing off.
1:04.8	I must say I'm feeling a little bilious this morning because they've got some new carpet
1:10.6	laid now at...
1:11.6	Yes, I met the carpet layer on the way in.
1:14.6	Yeah, I found the zigzag pattern.
1:19.5	I just threw me a bit.
1:21.3	It's quite...
1:23.0	It's like, remember the old vertigo record labels?
1:26.5	It used to be like a sort of spiral, used to drag you in.
1:29.1	You feel like you were going to drown in your own record player.
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