Absolute, Absolute, Radio.

Frank Skinner, our Absolute Radio.

Good morning, this is the Frank Skinner Show on Absolute Radio.

I'm Emily Dean and I'm standing in for Frank this week

because he's gone on holiday.

He's gone on a lads away day with Pete Doctian McCawley-Calkin.

That is what I love, sir.

So I don't know what could possibly go wrong there.

We love you and we miss you, Frank.

You can text us as usual on 812-15

or you could personally, Frank or our readers could.

Or you can tweet us at Frank on the radio.

I'm joined today by the legendary Cockrole,

Mr Alan Cockrole in the house.

My tummy just rumbled, I don't know if you heard that.

I did hear it and I didn't want to say anything.

It seems to happen at the start of every show

but most of the time nobody notices

but today I've added it.

As someone working in the international fashion industry,

I want to congratulate you on that rumble.

Thank you.

...