This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran this morning.

Those two characters.

I'm relaxed.

So I was telling you earlier that we'd had some lovely tweets actually from people who'd

been to see your gig this week, but you don't like to hear praise.

No I don't.

I thank them.

I thank them remotely.

Well, if you're an anti-praise, you may be interested in this text that we just...

Hold on, it's an attack.

No, not at all.

I think it's more like a texted concern from Dandyman is Mr Radio feeling okay.

His intro sounded like he was in a bad mood.

Hope everything's okay with the big man.

He's calling you the big man there.

Yeah, I don't know why, but...

Do you know Scottish people like to do that?

They do.

Now, I'll tell you what happened there, Dandyman.

Is that I had no idea what I was going to say.

I mean, even at the very last split second of my...

As my lips began to par, I did not know what I was going to say before I said...

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