Skinner, Dean and Cochran, together, the Frank Skinner show.

I sound loud this morning.

I feel like I'm in a polling car.

I might get one of those.

I feel that the author drivers often need advice. Do you think so? Wouldn't it be great to have one of those polling cars with the big speak on the top? Oh, I'd love that. I'd just, I'd come out with my views. Keep to your lane! Oh, yeah. That would be my... Oh, I wouldn't say that. I'd say don't eat carbs. Well, there's a lot of people who could benefit from that advice, but can I say that's not general absolute radio policy. The keep into the lane probably is, though, isn't it? I think they're a safe driving station. Yes, I agree with that. Thank you. Just trying to help.

Really?

Yeah. You haven't introduced us? No, actually, really is mine. Oh, sorry, I have to introduce you. People will think, who are these people? Morning, everyone. I can't I do it the next hour? If you like. We'll come to it. Okay. Hello, this is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran. and you can text us on 81215. Follow us on Twitter at Frank on the radio or email us through the Absolute Radio website.

Yeah.

That can just be nipped out, you see now?

No.

We've had lots of texts actually.

Really?

Well, you don't like talking about other projects. No, Carreele is my new thing. I can't call you, really. You know we were talking about things that people say when they say things like so? And he said to me, oh, aren't we? And they don't really say, ooh. Or they say things like, so he turned around and he said to me, and someone emailed us about people turning around. One I've picked up on this week is you say, yeah, I've got a gig tonight. Really? No, what do you think I'm lying? It's an elaborate prank. Yeah. Is that what you're going to say to people every time they say that? Yes, I am. I'm going to put all them up. How's the wind, friends and influence, people?

When I say to people, if you want to drink and they say, no, I'm all right, I always say, I didn't ask if it's all right. What about when my niece says, I don't mind? And I say, I don't mind is not on the menu. Oh, that's horrible. Oh, that's good. No, last night you were involved in children in need, Frank.

Well, yes.

You sound reluctant. No, last night you were involved in children in need, Frank.

Well, yes.

You sound reluctant to talk about it. No, well, I didn't see it, so I don't, I assume I made the cot.

I don't want to talk about it if I was the host.

You've actually had some good reviews.

Sally says Frank Skinner is actually really good with kids.

Oh, lovely. A lot of people were enjoying you. Perhaps that's the way forward, just at one of those, you know, shows. Kids shows. Yeah. Yeah. I'm always surprised that you haven't hosted a quiz. You love a quiz. I love a quiz, but is it the beginning of the end if you host a quiz? Is it? Yeah, I'm always surprised. I'm just mentally trying to think how many of our friends we may have insulted by saying that.

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