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This is Frank Skinner an Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Ellen Cochran.

Yes, I was jealous. You can text us on 812-15. That's 812-15.

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That's awful. For example, the text we've just received, do you give people Christmas recipes?

Do you give people Christmas recipes? No.

People's Christmas recipes? Do I give those? Or do I give people Christmas recipes?

But someone's just sent in a recipe suggestion for cookies and the first thing is gluten, so that's me out.

I think maybe they've got the wrong, not just the wrong channel.

I think they're maybe on the wrong channel if you don't know anything.

But thanks for that. You know, I'm not saying I won't make them. I'm not saying that for a second.

But I'm not sharing.

Oh no. I'm a bit tired this morning.

Well, I was out on the town with my posse.

Yes. I was at a lovely moment last night. I did a stand-up gig in Soho in the heart of London.

And at the end of it, my three colleagues, Daisy and the Cockrole and Emily came in.

And I didn't know they were in the thing and it was lovely and I felt lovin' the room.

I was convinced you knew over there.

I haven't felt lovin' the room after a gig for many years.

I was very impressed. You blew me away.

Well, I guess I haven't done for many years.

Let's not go into the price areas. I know. I was lovely here to come.

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