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This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran.

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OK. We never say the email.

We don't really know it.

I don't really know.

When Celeste's tummy type, D-H-T-T-P, flat, who does that?

I never have that.

I never have that. What's my never will?

Nobody makes me type in H-T-T-P, double slash.

I thought I was just going to be left at the rhyme. Nobody makes me type H-T-T-T-P.

Shut up!

going on, stop wittering. Well that could put the kibosh on the whole

more. God that could reduce us all to silence, stop wittering rule. Anyway,

what about stop twittering?

Eugene never started. No, that's true. Now we leave it to people who feel that

they've got to things to say that other people are interested in.

Say my meaning. Okay, so I'll tell you a speaking of which I went to mass

on Sunday morning, obviously, just guess we all do. And I took my baby, what

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