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Frank Skinner

Oh God, these headphones are cold. I've just put them on and they've taken my head in a

voice-like grip. I'll be straight with you. It's like I would imagine if you kept some sugar

tongs in the fridge and then grabbed the head of it, so let's say a rain, a small

rain or a robin with them. This is what it would feel like. Hello, I'm Frank Skinner and this is

the Not the Weekend podcast for absolute radio. I'm with Emily and with Gareth. Hello. Hi, Frank. Yes,

with Gareth. And it's lovely to be here as ever. I always, at the beginning of these, I always

have a bit of a scratch. I don't know what I mean. No, not anywhere on towards. Just generally,

I don't know what it is. It's just a general itchiness. It's probably the damp down here in the cellar,

although they have just, sorry, I think my phone is vibrating. Oh, can you believe it?

They've cleaned the car. It's coming in now. The next job. I feel used with smiles.

Welcome to another creaky chair, like on the other side of the chair. You always get the creaky chair.

I think it is me. I don't think it's the chair. I'm starting to think that. In fact, I've come to

think if I'm standing. I do. I did this, this week, which I, I, I love to do and it's something I,

I see as a sort of a romantic, like almost a canister. I'm not big into nostalgia, but I went

window shopping. Oh, lovely. I don't know if people do that anymore. In this day, where's the

prime arcs and the matterlands where, you know, everyone can afford to go in and stuff. But I,

there's a tobacco list in Victoria, in London, and oh, man, they had a pipe selection that would

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