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Frank Skinner

This is Frank Skinner and absoluteradio

I'm with Emily and with Garroth

and you can text us on 8-12-15 about anything

anything really

This week's theme I'm thinking is the fishing industry in Scandinavia

That's a general topic

It's a great topic

You can broaden that

That's one of my speech topics

for my speech radio

a personality of the year test

Alright

So, I just confessed actually

While that record was playing

I just lowered myself and confessed

I was slightly disappointed that my name isn't in the list of celebrities that were found hacked by the news of my

I feel slightly snobbed

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