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Frank Skinner

Hello and welcome to Not the Weekend Podcast. I'm Frank Skinner and I'm here with my friends

Emily and Garroth. Hello Frank, in association with absolute radio.

And as usual, we're sitting in a small studio in, well, we're subterranean.

We are beneath the absolute studios. In the bowels, that's what they say in radio.

Oh, they do, yeah. As low as you can go. They don't say that.

The thing is, we're not in the bowels because the bells are about mead-way in the human body.

That's about the second floor. Yeah, that explains the stench.

Yeah, it does, but there is a stench on the second floor. What is that?

I really don't know. It's been there all the time we've been here, isn't it?

Yeah, I'm not do not know. I think it might be a former member of staff.

In a cupboard. Not a suit. I'm not suggesting a suit. I'm suggesting trapped in a cupboard.

Or have reluctance to leave? Or maybe over a weekend, you know, something at the door and then

just the whole thing just fell away and died. It's now just a seething sea of cockroaches.

And every now and then someone opens the door and thinks, well, I can either pretend I haven't

seen this or I have to tidy it up. Yeah, that kind of thing. I think there might be more involved

than a mead-tidying off if one found a decaying body in a cupboard at absolute radio.

I wonder if the bulletin would be better than the bulletin.

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