The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,

crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.

I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

Let's get to the show. Hey party people, people, what's cracking? How's your week going?

Ugh, great, glad to hear it.

So this special episode, this Fran theory is brought to you by a friends of the show who are also paying us

Isn't that a fun little twist? Lute Crete did a fun thing where they were like, hey, those mini episodes you do, if you sort of like get inspired by one of the boxes and do a mini episode off of what's in the box, we'll give you money, and you know how I love money and I was like yeah sure why

the hell not and oof did it work out well because the July box is like a cartoon box. I've talked about Luke Crate but they like send you a box

full of nerdy fun stuff like toys and t-shirts or whatever and in July the theme is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Bob's Burgers, Futurama, and Rick and

Mordy.

I couldn't give less of a crap about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

It's a show for children, but the other three I love deeply and truly, and there's a conspiracy theory that's so perfect for this that I was like yeah do you let's rock and roll

So I'm not going to talk about Lute Crate anymore

Lute Great by Lute Great, but I am going to talk about Futurama because there's a glorious stupid internet theory that Matt

Graining, creator of the Simpsons and Futurama is Illuminati and he and just slash Freemasons they all kind of

squished together in this one in that he has been hiding symbols in the Simpsons and Futurama all along and if your eyes are open

you'll see it. So with no further ado I'm going to talk about how Macraining is a Freemason.

The Simpsons is full of propaganda, and Futurama in particular is just one long commercial for Freemasonry slash Satanism slash bad behavior.

Also orgies always with the Orgies. These people are obsessed with Orgies. Can't you ever get enough or don't you ever get like, God, I'm tired of these Orgies. I'm sorry, I'm reading Ron Jeremy's biography and it's just nothing but

orgies. Okay here we go. There's more of the Simpsons because the Simpsons

went on longer. Okay here we go. I'm going to start out with a

quick little primer on the Illuminati and the Freemasons as they pertain to this theory. So the

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