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🗓️ 14 July 2017
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Buckle up buddies because we are about to get POLITICAL. Our guest is the unbelievably funny and brilliant Travis Coles, and he has a theory so bold and shocking that it just might destroy politics and celebrity culture as we know it. He thinks that actor Stacey Dash and surgeon/politician Ben Carson are both robots created by white supremacist neo-cons to undermine black progressives and promote racism. Sound wild? You don’t even know the HALF of it. We talk about Hollyweird, DC, racism, Uncle Toms, narcissists, gender neutral bathrooms, and how trill and fun it is to be a progressive.
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0:00.0 | The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories, |
0:23.2 | crazy people, and kooky ideas |
0:26.1 | about what's going on behind the scenes. |
0:28.6 | I'm your host, Caitlin Hampstead. |
0:30.8 | Let's get to the show. Oh, man, it depends. I was attacked by both. |
0:52.6 | Oh, Jesus! |
0:55.0 | I was attacked by a Dalmatian, |
0:58.0 | but that was when I was living with a Coke dealer |
1:00.0 | and it was his Dalmatian. I really like it when your stories come back to, |
1:06.0 | this guy was selling coal. |
1:08.0 | It's always that. |
1:10.0 | Wow, so it was like a bad dog? |
1:13.0 | Um, well, Dalmatians are embred to the point of, I guess, not being able to even |
1:19.8 | understand what's going on, like their mental capacity is just not there that's why they run into burning buildings |
1:26.2 | Oh my god |
1:28.2 | Are like um no |
1:29.2 | But they'll just be like oh someone told me to do a thing and I have no more and I have no |
1:34.0 | concept and then the three tabby orange tabby cats that attacked me while I was |
1:40.1 | making mac and cheese that was when I lived with my weed dealer in North Carolina. |
1:47.0 | And they all, they were, it was a mom and a son and a daughter. |
1:53.5 | So it was a family of tabby cats. |
1:55.4 | The cat, the tabby cats. |
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