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The God Pod

Founder Of 'The Onion' Scott Dikkers

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Scott Dikkers founded the world’s first humor website, TheOnion.com, in 1996. A few years earlier he helped found the original Onion newspaper. He’s served as The Onion’s owner and editor-in-chief, on and off, for much of the last quarter century. A #1 NY Times best selling author, comic strip creator, voice actor, screenwriter and director, Scott is nothing short of a comedy legend. Listen in as God and pals talk to Scott about his distinguished career, comedy, and the world. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Oh, we go there, we go there!

0:12.7

Welcome to the GodPod. I'm your host of hosts, the good Lord with the most, the one and only almighty God.

0:19.1

Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.

0:24.3

I'm here today with my pals. What's up, gang?

0:26.7

Hi!

0:27.4

Hey! Happy summer!

0:29.1

Happy summer, Jesus.

0:30.5

Ah, happy pride.

0:32.7

Happy pride as well, that's right. God loves gay people.

0:36.6

No.

0:37.4

And I want to make that very clear off the top.

0:40.4

How's it going, Death?

0:41.5

Great! Long weekend, got to relax.

0:44.8

Yeah, it didn't seem like you were, you know, overly busy.

0:48.4

That was nice.

0:49.2

No, no, my bones were aching before, but then I took a nice rest.

0:53.6

Oh, that's nice.

0:55.2

Yeah.

0:56.0

Today on the GodPod, we'll talk to legendary comedy writer and founder of the onion, Scott Dickers.

1:02.4

We'll discuss some of the goddamn news.

1:05.1

We'll play a game of two truths in a lie.

1:08.0

We'll wrap it up with some blessed smite of Valve, and then I'll give you your new commandment of the week.

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