Comedian Grace Johnson

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Comedian Grace Johnson joins The God Pod for an interview! Grace talks about transitioning from being a corporate lawyer and what her Mom thinks of that career choice. Grace explains how much she loves that anti-maskers are now wearing masks to protect themselves from the vaccinated. We discuss megachurches, televangelists, and other con-artists we despise. Grace hangs out as we discuss The Goddamn News. Corporations are pretending to care about Pride Month whilst still funding bigots, a battle is underway over Voting Rights, and Americans are now being given guns in exchange for getting vaccinated. Later on, we do some Bible Study and God tells us his Top 5 Most Blasphemous Movies Of All Time. Finally, God issues a NEW COMMANDMENT. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oooo, take your fear,
0:06.0	In your mercy, Oooo, take your fear!
0:13.0	What's up humans, it's God!
0:15.0	I'm high as a kite, and ready to smite!
0:17.5	I'm here today with my pals!
0:19.5	What's up, Mophos?
0:21.0	Ey!
0:26.0	What's good in the hoods?
0:30.0	Hello, he's interested in getting longer and longer.
0:32.7	Did you like that Jesus I did it the Newman way that we talked about on the last story I talked to over it?
0:37.6	Yeah, Satan on the last episode we started figuring out who each person is in the world of Seinfeld and I thought you're newman
0:47.0	What do you think of that?
0:49.0	I'd never watched a sitcom before 2004 so I have fun with your old ass sitcoms
0:55.2	Wow the hot character
0:57.8	Blast for me
0:59.4	Yes, it's yes Newman is the hot character
1:05.1	Who is Jesus in the world of Seinfeld Jesus said that he's a lane. Oh
1:10.0	Yeah, we both have great dance moves. We both get a little angry from time the time and we both have luscious locks
1:16.7	Mm-hmm. Moses was there and
1:19.9	We decided that Moses was George
1:24.7	Right, he's always down on his luck when he does the opposite of his natural instincts things tend to work out
1:31.5	But otherwise he's wandering the desert
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