Comedian Niles Abston

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Niles Abston joins The God Pod for an interview! Niles discusses his comedy special on YouTube called “Girls Don’t Twerk To Jokes” which God loved. Niles explains why he only dates atheists and what they think of the Jesus tattoo on his back. We discuss life, comedy, and going to school at a Christian college. Niles hangs out as we discuss The Goddamn News. The Mormon Church is probably investing in Doge Coin, millennials don’t believe in God, and rainbow lego blocks are driving bigots (more) crazy. Later on, we put Jesus into difficult situations by playing a game of ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ Finally, God issues a New Commandment. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to The God Pod. I'm your host of hosts, the Good Lord with the Most, the One and Only, Almighty God.
0:16.0	Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.
0:21.0	I'm here today with my pals. What's up gang?
0:24.0	Hey there. Hi.
0:25.0	Hey Jesus. Hi down. What's up? Hey Satan. What's up? Hey, I need my own like entry thing.
0:35.0	I'm kind of jealous that Satan has his own noise, but I don't know what noise to do.
0:39.0	So I'm kind of thinking like I can have a tagline when I come out, like rising for you every Wednesday.
0:46.0	Oh God.
0:47.0	Kind of like a news thing.
0:48.0	Okay. I mean, still not as good as his grown.
0:51.0	We could get a chorus of angel singing behind you.
0:54.0	Yes. Get somebody's sound effects.
0:56.0	Or I'll just do that myself.
0:58.0	Beautiful.
1:00.0	Wow. That was good.
1:01.0	All right. Today on The God Pod, we'll talk to comedian Niles Absin.
1:05.0	Then we'll talk about some goddamn news.
1:09.0	I think we'll play a little game of what would Jesus do?
1:12.0	No.
1:13.0	Yes.
1:14.0	No.
1:15.0	This is like my favorite segment.
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