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An Airport Kidnapping - McDonald's Ride Along SUPER SIZED

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

To give him a true cuck chair experience, Our Heroes pick Evan up at the airport and kidnap him all the way to McDonald's. This Ride Along has Nick driving and it's a doozy. Enough a super sized helping of 100% Eat at their best (or worst?) Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What I've dedicated my life to is revenge. A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel. They think they're better than us. Who do you think you are? I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong. She's punishing me. You destroyed my family. I will not rest until I've destroyed yours. A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9. All right, I'm in the backseat.

0:21.6

Don't like this.

0:22.6

I'm hanging out, my front, Michael.

0:24.6

It's you.

0:26.6

Jordan, what are we doing?

0:28.6

We're en route to the airport to pick up our mysterious benefactor.

0:32.6

Yeah.

0:33.6

Ooh.

0:34.6

Yeah.

0:35.6

Nick's excited more than anyone. So clandestine.

0:38.3

Whoa.

0:39.3

Do we charge him for the ride?

0:42.3

What are you trying to Nicklin dime a guy who paid us $10,000?

0:47.3

We're trying to Nick and dime him.

0:49.3

Dude, if there's a, I saw this.

0:51.3

If we're Nick and Diamond, he's going to Nick inside.

0:53.3

I saw this thing on social media is like this woman complaining that her boyfriend's charging her taxi rates, there's an app on your phone that you can put on the dashboard. Oh, whoa! Taxi rates. It's like the ultimate passive aggressive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he won't be able to see it, though. He won't be able to see his taxi rates. Yeah, but we can tell him. He can see it when we get there. That's true. And it says you'll know this much in cash. That's right, baby.

1:14.5

Cash are you. Well, he won't be able to see it though. He won't be able to see his tax rates. Yeah, but we can tell him. He can see it when we get there.

1:11.6

That's true.

1:12.6

And it says he'll know this much.

1:13.6

In cash.

1:14.6

That's right, baby. Cash or walk. Ask cash or grass. Nobody writes for free, Jordan. Just cash, please. I'll take the, what? Grass. Nick said the, I'll take the, and then trailed off.

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