Food CRIMES! Cook Sucker Tier List & A1 shots - FOOD COURT

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Cook Sucker Tier List, A1 Steak Shots & Primal steaks. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	I'm going to be, what, the point, the point, the way,
0:06.1	the way, the, and the, and... The I'm going to be. I'm Wow. Welcome to Food Court.
0:45.7	Nick, Nick, show us on screen so we can see us big.
0:49.3	I'm looking at us. I can see us.
0:51.1	Wow, welcome to Food Court.
0:53.7	We are back, the Honorable Judges Michael and Jordan presiding. I can bang the gavel. Slam dunk. Oh, you missed. He's out of practice. Yeah. He'll get there. The sauce monkey Nick also here. Sound monkey. As he walks away. There's been a lot. He stormed off. There's been a lot going on. Secretly, Ama Kat says I would like to, again, request a 10-hour loop of the theme song. Yeah. Do it. Might be doable. Might be doable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot has been going on.
1:27.7	I mean, I got to make it 10 hours. Yeah. It's a lot of work to make it. A couple minutes a day. Yeah. Days add up. Think about that. Three minutes a day for how many days do you get 10,000? Yeah. Guys, we're back in the food court presiding again. very excited with what we have to come up.
1:46.6	The chat going crazy. We're back in the food court presiding again. Very excited with what we have to come up.
1:46.2	The chat going crazy style.
1:48.8	Very nice. Thank you for joining us live on our Discord channel.
1:53.3	Patreon.com slash 100% eat is where you can sign up and get Discord access.
1:59.5	Discord's been popping off, Jordan.
2:01.1	What?
2:01.8	Blasnick! Yeah, Disco's been popping off screaming, we can't hear you. Nick just yelled clapsing from... Well, it was halfway. It was halfway between the two sets. It was pretty good. I didn't know why we needed that. Yep. He knows. Here we go. I shouldn't ask. Yep. Yeah, you shouldn't have done that.
2:17.2	For the chat.
2:18.2	But we have the fucking the... I shouldn't ask. Yep. Yeah, you shouldn't have done that. For the chat.
2:18.5	But,
2:32.7	we have the sauce monkey as well here, keeping an eye on the proceedings, Nick. You don't have to wear that. Nick, how are you? No, yeah, he does. Look, Nick, how are you? He's not wearing the wig. It's on the ground. It's on the ground. It's on the ground.
2:33.0	It's on the ground right next to you.
2:33.8	Okay, hey.
2:34.5	Hey, hey, I know.
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