Nick vs Nick - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along

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Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Our Heroes get their food but it's not the right food but we can make it spicy. No we can't. Yes we can. Not like that. It’s good. Enjoy Nick going through 3 stages of grief in rapid succession, back and forth. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	McDonald's wraps all flavor, no mess.
0:03.0	No drips on your drip or grease on your shirt.
0:05.0	No crumbs on your keyboard or sauce on your dashboard.
0:08.0	Just all the flavor of sweet chili chicken,
0:10.0	barbecue and bacon chicken and new Tika chicken.
0:13.0	Rapped up neat.
0:15.0	Served after 11 AM, Tika Chicken wrap available until the 13th July 26.
0:18.0	Fees applied to delivery orders subject to availability.
0:20.0	Nick said that we need to come and get this from Marcos. Yeah. Yeah.
0:23.2	They don't have it. What do you mean? Wow. How could Eric do this to us?
0:28.9	Wow, two for two on the fails. Nick? What's going on here?
0:33.2	Nick said what did we get? Oh, wow. Fire menu. It was on the thing.
0:37.5	I looked it up.
0:38.1	Already so, so Nick's fault. Nick is the only one who suggested Marco's pizza. You can put the order in. Yeah, that's true. You're right. I did put the order in. I put in the fiery menu. The one that you said that we should get. So it's hot? What is it? It's hot and the fiery menu.
0:54.0	It's hot and ready.
0:55.0	What are we about to eat?
0:55.7	Yeah.
0:56.2	We're about to eat some pizza and some bread sauce. that you said that we should get. So it's hot? What is it? What's the fire? It's hot?
0:54.3	It's hot and right.
0:55.0	What are we about to eat?
0:55.7	Yeah.
0:56.2	We're about to eat some pizza and some breadsticks. Yeah. The fiery menu with hobbingero and peppers and all kinds of stuff. I'm just going to Carolina. I'm excited about that. Oh, dude, Nick knows all about Carolina Reaper. That's right, Nick.
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