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100% Eat

Take a Dipsy Doo with the Sauce Monkey %% Taco Palenque Pollo Asado Taco

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Our Heroes let Nick make another pick and this time... we get the food. Jordan wanted cotija. The Sauce Monkey looms and runs off for his salsas and he's riding HIGH on this one. Anyway we check out Taco Palenque which is a real up and coming mexican food place in Texas. It's good? Time to clean up. New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Martha listens to her favorite band all the time.

0:03.0

In the car,

0:04.0

gym,

0:06.0

even sleeping.

0:08.0

So when they finally went on tour,

0:10.0

Martha bundled her flight and hotel on Expedia

0:12.0

to see them live.

0:13.0

She saved so much she got her seat close enough

0:15.0

to actually see and hear them.

0:17.0

Sort of.

0:19.0

You were made to scream from the front row.

0:21.7

We were made to quietly save you more.

0:24.1

Expedia, made to travel.

0:26.4

Savings vary and subject to availability.

0:28.1

Light inclusive packages are at all protected.

0:31.7

Welcome to 100%E.

0:33.6

The show where we try every fast with a restaurant to let you know if you need it, you probably do.

0:38.3

I'm your host, Michael Jones. That's me. You need to recognize me. Alongside my co-host, Jordan, how are you? You're Michael? That's me. I thought it was some guy with new brown hair. That's it. It's Michael. The three brunette bros right here, baby. Three guys. So, like, oh, that's right.

0:54.8

I'm all right, baby, yeah.

0:56.0

I didn't really even think about that. three brunette bros right here, baby. Three guys. So, like, oh, that's right.

0:54.8

I'm all right, baby, yeah. I didn't really even think about this way, though. It makes it look so much worse. Yeah, I was bunting it. When you had the, when it was bleached. When it was bleached. I was bleached. I was skating. I have some left. Yeah. Like right there. right in the front.

1:10.9

We all, I think, independently have told Michael all day, your hair's so fucking dark. It looks like you dyed it. It does. It does. It's definitely darker because we were also having the conversation like, but is it darker or do we just not remember it? It's darker. It's definitely darker.

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