Welcome back to the basement yard. It's Monday March 14th. I got to write this

time. Fucked it up before but I got it this time. I do have a guest today. I'm not

alone. My friend MP is here with me. How are we? And we're actually not in the

basement right now. We're in the dining room and I have it on the fucking table

because my new dog Charlie's walking around right now. You're probably gonna hear

him bark. Maybe he'll take a shit in the middle of this thing. Charles and I'll

have to pause it and clean it up. He's right here. Because I tried to do this like in

the living room but he wants to chew all the wires and get electrocuted and die.

And I can't have that happen because people would hate me. And we can't you know

do this downstairs because who knows what the dog would do upstairs. Oh Jesus. That's the whole thing.

And that's you know and this dog he's good. He's like he stays now he'll stay in his

cage. He'll sleep all night which is great but then in the morning he wakes up

like now seven but you should be six because the day I'd say he's whatever but

now he wakes up like on the dot seven and he's up and just fucking ready for the day.

May him. So he starts barking and shit and I got to open the cage and bring him

right upstairs because my floor is like carpeting and he just thinks I'm on

grass. It's totally fine and he just shits and pisses wherever the hell he

wants like not on the pads but upstairs he's pretty good. That's why I gotta do that.

I want to say I definitely think having a pet a dog primarily a great way to

practice for having a kid. Oh yeah this is a warm up. Dude it's it's I was talking

about this on the last time because the last time I did a podcast it was like

the after the first day I had him which was a disaster like I slept like two

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