A Homeless Man Told Me His D*ck Size

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2016

⏱️ 28 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement yard at his Monday March 21st 2016.
0:05.0	One of my buddies is birthday to sit but to fit set to can't fucking speak.
0:10.0	Fuck it.
0:11.0	Jesus.
0:12.0	I'm getting dumber by the second.
0:14.0	One of my friends birthday is today Anthony Davino.
0:17.0	I think he's 26 or 25.
0:20.0	I don't fucking know.
0:21.0	Who cares?
0:22.0	We stop counting after 21 right?
0:24.0	Happy birthday Anthony Davino.
0:25.0	Even though you're not fucking listening to this because you're a piece of shit.
0:29.0	We went out for his birthday this weekend.
0:31.0	I think.
0:32.0	I mean, we all just kind of went out but I didn't say happy birthday to him because it's birthday is today.
0:37.0	But yeah, we went to McFadden's in the city which I'm not like a huge fan of.
0:44.0	I don't know why.
0:45.0	I'm just not like a huge fan of the place but it was fun.
0:47.0	I actually had a great time.
0:48.0	They played like Backstreet Boys.
0:50.0	I was like what?
0:51.0	I was psyched.
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