It always stinks of a publicity stunt whenever Gwyneth Paltrow releases one of her bougie new products.

And her recent, this smells like the vagina.

Candle smells exactly the same.

Gwyneth claims she was high on mushrooms when she came up with the idea of the

candle described as a blend of geranium, bergamot, cedar, and other stuff that puts us in a mind of

fantasy, seduction, and sophisticated warmth. I'm not sure what that smells like, but I'm pretty sure

her candles smell like mummy.

The candle sold out thanks to Elton John,

who probably snatched a bunch to burn during future performances

of his iconic song, Candle in the Wind.

Today, comedian Matt Brown joins us to figure out

if Winnet Paltrow's scented candles could be considered fossil fuel.

Plus, the boys in the band, the pioneering play and film about gay men sassing each other up at a birthday party celebrates its 50th anniversary by coming to Netflix and Chicago.

Busting cheeks and busting beds at the Olympics.

And the Pope asked the nun, please don't bite me.

I'm Fausa Furnas.

I'm Mark Fillion.

And this is Feast of Fawn.

It's a new year, a new podcast, a new tight, tight vagina.

It's a new dawn, it's a new day, and I am feeling good.

Vagina scented candles are all sold out, and Matt Brown is in the home studio.

Oh, yes, I'm here, and they're all smelling my pussy.

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