We're back! Another glitter day has come and gone.

And all the good people of the world are back at work, desperately searching for something to give them life.

Well, now you have the podcast that's like munching your way through the snack bins at your

grocery's bulk food section.

One cashew, two peanuts.

Ooh, and what's this chocolate thing?

Today, we'll take a look at all the happenings that took place over the break and all the hot,

mouth-watering news. St. Gertrude, I actually know someone who's going to become a saint.

Wendy Williams farts on TV. Hillary Clinton announces that nobody likes Bernie, then takes it all

back the next day. Chase and Booty Judge, Mayor Pete's husband says no to the stripper pole.

That woman comes out on television.

Bradley Cooper announces he'll be starring, producing, and directing a feature film about the late gay West Side Story composer Leonard Bernstein.

And farewell to composer and kitsch curator, Ali Willis, who wrote many pop hits, including

Earth, Wind, and Fire September, and the Color Purple musical, as well as reintroducing

the Del Rubio triplets in the 90s to a new generation.

Allie died at the age of 72.

I'm Faustafernos.

I'm Mark Fillion.

And this is Feast of Fun.

Before we begin, let's listen to Joan Collins' read Diane Carroll to filth on the 80s primetime soap opera Dynasty.

Alexis, what do you want?

I've heard you don't care for my singing.

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