This is my Mayo Cop

This is my Mayo Coppa

Oh baby don't lie for me

If I tell you my story, don't cry for me

I did my time that's fun by me

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This is Michael Cohen, and you're listening to the Mayor Culper podcast. The term Florida man has long been a pejorative term meant to capture the state's essential weirdness.

You've undoubtedly read a Florida man headline as they occur daily and usually

involve a crime that has been committed under the influence of drugs or alcohol combined

with the presence of strippers, firearms, and alligators. Sometimes all at once.

Florida man stories, you hear the phrase, you know what it means, something you read and you think this must

have happened in Florida.

Florida is after all the third largest state by population.

So there's a higher probability that some of those people will be very strange and wind

up naked in a stranger's living room carrying a fucking chainsaw

while high on fentanyl. Some recent Florida man headlines are as follows, and folks, I'm not

making this shit up. Florida man accidentally butt dials 911 while cooking meth with his mom.

Florida man attacks ATM machine with a hatchet after refuses to take his check.

Florida man rescued from vending machine.

Naked Florida man captured after threatening passerbyes with a sword.

It makes sense that outside of Liberal Miami, Florida, is a red state that just keeps getting

redder.

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