Freebies, Farts and Fifty
The Two Pints Podcast!
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4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Will recently turned 50 - he hasn't mentioned it much - so it was only fair to let him wang on about the party he had…..and all the freebies he blagged! Plus Ralf the fashion icon, poo bags, romantic nights out in Asda, the problem with learning lines and do we both need a ‘wind sock’ for our balls?
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| 0:00.0 | So... |
| 0:00.3 | Actually, I need that tucked as well. |
| 0:01.6 | Did he do that? |
| 0:02.1 | I asked him about that. He don't do that. I said, can I get a two for one? Let's go talk to me. The eyelids and a ball cut to me. If you can do it for eyelids, can you get a bit of the skin around here? I've got loads of elbow skin. Loads of it. Take this off and donate it to anyone coming in for a skin graft. the sheets of it |
| 0:21.4 | sheets! and donate it to anyone coming in for a skin graft. The sheets of it. |
| 0:21.8 | Sheets! |
| 0:54.1 | Why, I? Oh, yo. Hey, why did you make a noise as you sat down? There were stairs there, wouldn't be in this pub? He stairs. And then he went, Well, there's now there's a thing we'll talk about in a bit. All right, it's because you're old. The only you get, the more noises you make. It's nice to be back in a pub. |
| 0:54.9 | It isn't it? |
| 0:55.9 | New episode, new pub. |
| 0:56.5 | Yep. |
| 1:10.2 | Why are we in a pub? Well, because we've parted up with Green King pubs. We have. But it's nice. It's a nice full circle because we started. We did our first few episodes in the pub. And it was born out of, But it was born out of us doing this podcast was born out of you going, |
| 1:12.1 | we should really do something. |
| 1:13.0 | We're a bit bored. |
| 1:11.0 | Gaz and Johnny in two pipes spent most of their time in the pub. So we all stem from that. And to be fair, like, I don't think it's unreasonable to say that we just sort of chat shit on this thing. Well, listen, what do you do pubs? Go in pubs, just chew the fat, just... |
| 1:29.7 | And if you've got something to get off your chest... |
| 1:32.3 | Exactly, yeah. |
| 1:32.8 | Something you want to get off your chest |
| 1:33.9 | or something, just a bit of break from the family |
| 1:35.9 | where you go, you know what? |
| 1:37.4 | I need to have a bit of a moan about the wife. |
| 1:38.8 | That's where you go to the pub. |
| 1:39.9 | Is that why you got at the pub? Well, sometimes. We always have to cut those bits out of our podcast because you're too scared to let her see it. |
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