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The Smartest Man in the World

Peanuts

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2013

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Live again from the Soho Theatre in London, Greg articulates his thoughts on allergies, Al Stewart and Archibald MacLeish.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Please welcome to the stage, Greg Bruce.

0:16.0

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.

0:23.0

Jingle bell, swing behind, jingle bell, swing.

0:27.0

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell.

0:30.0

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell.

0:33.0

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell.

0:36.0

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell.

0:39.0

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell.

0:42.0

Jingle bell, jingle bell.

0:45.0

Jingle bell, jingle bell.

0:48.0

Jingle bell, jingle bell.

0:51.0

Jingle bell, jingle bell.

0:54.0

Jingle bell, jingle bell.

0:56.0

The people home lots of countries, you'll find many yanks playing here as well as Canadians and people from all over the country of Europe and the city of Asia.

1:03.0

And it's very eclectic in that regard.

1:06.0

And so we're most happy to play here.

1:08.0

We're also in a room with houses saloon in it, which makes this my favorite room in the entire Soho Theatre.

1:13.0

Does this room have a name, Hattie?

1:15.0

Oh, Hattie fucked off.

1:17.0

My name's Hattie. I'll be the house manager tonight until the show starts.

1:20.0

And then I'm going to go upstairs and drink for a while.

1:24.0

Does anyone in that business room have a name?

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