VIP At The Pearly Gates!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Frankie B is back to help us determine our S.M.V. (Sessual Market Value)! He has an equation all worked out for adding a little currency to our love lives. He also knows that some people are just not getting heaven....not with that ugly mug! Some of us are destined to get VIP at The Pearly gates. C the trucker is involved in a successful Poly relationship C wants to have a baby. TCB advises Americans ship their old folks to a home far-far away Call 911 for emergencies. But who do you call for Dominos and aspirin?? TheDirty is a horrible website Bad reviews are trickiling in Bros are getting swoll Bryan is weak and skinny Facebook ends tagging...years ago! Instagram Reel dude is irritating Bryan Bryan was a cone head baby Frankie is back with an equation for SMV (Sessual Market Value) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:51.8	many pets pet insurance. Get a quote at manypets.com.
0:58.8	Contitions and exclusions apply. Every fucking person in this place. Fances me.
1:07.8	On this episode of the commercial break. What's this document you need me to sign?
1:14.8	That's called a power of a turnie. Okay, we're getting into the turnie.
1:22.8	Hi, I'm today. I go, what are you doing in case of emergency? 911. I said good job.
1:27.8	So imagine if I was like, what are you doing? Case dad's drunk. Domino's. Domino's an aspirin daddy.
1:33.8	That's right, son. Pull that emergency handle. It's time for domino's and aspirin.
1:39.8	Good looking people get to the front of the line at the early games. Horrible looking people.
1:43.8	They're going to be in purgatory for a long time. The pearly gates are like a VIP section.
1:50.8	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:57.8	Yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I am Brian Green. This is my dear friend.
2:04.8	And co-host, Kristen Joy. Holy best to you over there, Chrissy.
2:07.8	And best to you, Brian. The best to you out there in the podcast universe.
2:10.8	How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this. The commercial break.
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