First Cousins, Once Put Back

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

If your first cousin has a baby with your other first cousin, does that make the baby your second cousin, once put back? Bryan & Krissy take on the rest of the Cousin Fuckers on their quest for acceptance, from both the state and Cousin Kathy, who will henceforth be known as the cousin of the incest cousins. The TCB intro song is, in fact, jammy! Once again, cocaine! Do you wipe your ass? If so, how? The ever present fight: Bryan vs Poop One woman on tiktok is getting rid of toilet paper in favor of a "family washcloth" The Great Toilet Paper Treaty of 2023 Back to the cousin fuckers! "You’re not supposed to fuck your first cousin, it’s just gauche” -Bryan Green, 2023 Top of our political list in America: let cousins fuck! It’s just icky First up, political backing Next on their list: Cousin Kathy Kathy doesnt want to be the cousin of the incest cousins! They *still* don’t understand science Kathy is a Karen Icon See you later? No. Aaaaaaand they’re pregnant LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh lovely pussy, oh pussy, my love, what a beauty, oh pussy, you are, you are, what a beautiful pussy, you are
0:13.8	On this episode of the commercial break
0:16.9	If they're first cousins and there's a second cousin and a third cousin once removed
0:20.8	Right, the one is a child of cousin fuckers
0:24.5	If that's your cousin, how do you that's that's my cousin?
0:28.0	That's getting it is complicated once incested
0:34.3	That instead of once removed once put back that's my first cousin once put back
0:41.7	The next episode of the commercial break starts now
0:46.0	Oh
0:50.0	Yeah, guys again, welcome back to the commercial break I am Brian Green. This is my dear friend and beautiful co-host
0:54.0	Chris enjoy home the best you crazy, that's you Brian
0:56.5	Bestie on the fucking ass universe, which you don't see is a Chrissy and I are dancing to the music
1:01.2	We also have to listen to the obnoxiously long intro song just like you do I still love that I do I can't get over it
1:08.5	The song the intro in the outro song got me hooked
1:11.6	Every time I don't edit the show anymore, but every time that I
1:15.6	I
1:16.6	Preped the show basically to be edited and I get to the end I can't help but listen to the conclusion of our own podcast
1:23.7	Cuz I'm like that song is so jammy
1:25.7	It's like the Saturday night live exit song remember that remember when yeah, was it gg
1:31.4	What was that guy's name the guy G love and special sauce G G G. Yeah, not gg Allen
1:36.2	GGL
1:38.2	Everyone gg Allen cut his own penis off live on the death of hell
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