A Very Sticky Situation!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

You may not know it, but you'll definitely (not) love it, it's a Smoky Blumpkin! Is this what Bryan really thinks third base is? The world may never know... AI (via Bryan) is curing cancer now Bryan’s AI boyfriend is very clingy TCB learns about Borgs It's all about that PR: Purge & Return Women are outdrinking men for the first time in history! 3rd base for Bryan is a Smoky Blumpkin A simple solution to binge drinking: just don’t put alcohol in your borg! Do men know how to wipe properly? Bryan found a man obsessed with maple syrup Maple syrup or Houstons honey butter… He’s hittin the bottle (of syrup) Freaky Eater Gen Z Doctor means business But for Daniel, “Maple syrup is my business” He’s not going to change just because JJ showed him some sugar! Sugar, it turns on the eyeball melting! He’s gonna borg this syrup This is his *jug* of choice From syrup to curry, a completely expected trajectory LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	How did Malcolm finally gain his cat's respect?
0:03.1	Was it because he saved 35% on Trainline,
0:06.0	then bravely looked into the eyes of his dismissive pet,
0:09.2	where he saw something that said,
0:11.9	I don't actually hate you.
0:14.9	His Trainline detanged for Malcolm gaining his cat's respect.
0:18.8	We hope so.
0:19.7	We really do.
0:21.4	Great journey start with Trainline.
0:24.3	Average savings from advanced fairs, rail cards and split save were available
0:27.2	versus equivalent flexible fair at TNC's apply.
0:30.2	Listen, I don't have a lot to my name right now,
0:33.1	but I do have one thing.
0:34.6	Self respect.
0:35.9	No taste.
0:41.6	On this episode of the commercial break,
0:44.5	first base was kissing on the mouth,
0:46.5	second base was kissing with a tongue,
0:49.6	and third base was touching a boob whatsoever,
0:52.7	but then that graduated.
0:54.2	Now for me, third base is a smoky Blumpkin.
0:58.0	A smoky Blumpkin.
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