Brother Cousins, Zero Times Removed!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Bryan's not afraid to say it...he is against cousin-fucking! When all else fails, block those cousin-fuckers from the family facebook page. My left foot foots? TCB has finally made it, because we’re getting spammed by Russian troll farms! The Evolution of Trolls Bryan & Krissy had a messy trip to Costa Rica in 2013 Krissy, rum, and a lovely conversation with the police The racoons ate Krissy’s birthday cake! Would you marry your cousin? Bryan found a documentary on two first cousins who are married If you can see the head of your penis through your jeans…leave those jeans at home First kiss, first crush, first love, first cousin Cool it, Angie! Taking it to the family facebook page Cousin Fuckers, by TCB These people do not understand science WE is now Cinemax After Dark To the park for a petition! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I saw her feet and her feet are so beautiful.
0:04.5	I fell in love with her feet all over again and got my pillow and got down to the end
0:10.8	of the bed and started to work on her feet and I massaged her feet while she explained
0:15.7	how heavenly that was.
0:18.0	And then after I got all the lotion worked in real good, I kissed each toe separately, each
0:24.9	toe.
0:25.9	I kissed him and then I massaged her feet some more and then I kissed her toes some more.
0:30.5	The end of each toe, I kissed it some more and told her how much I loved her and told her
0:38.2	toes how much I loved them too.
0:40.6	And I was shaming you men who never massaged your wife, wife, feet, shame on you, amen.
0:50.9	On this episode of the Commercial Break.
0:54.1	I was just a little bit scared.
0:56.1	Mom and dad, flash and alcohol.
0:58.7	Okay kids, I know Ann Debbie was here last year with her husband but this year she's my
1:03.7	wife.
1:04.7	So now you've gone from cousins to brother and sister cousins.
1:11.0	Once removed.
1:12.0	Once removed.
1:14.3	You are brother cousins, no times removed.
1:19.0	The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
1:26.0	Ah yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to another episode of the Commercial Break.
1:29.5	I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend Ann Coho's, Kristen and Joy Holt, like best to
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