Finger-Lickin’ Demon Chicken

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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🎧 Distorted View Daily — Monday, January 5, 2026 Finger-Lickin’ Satan, Grok Goes Pedo, and Things America Put Up Its Ass in 2025 Hey freaks! A brand-new year kicks off with a fresh batch of demonic panic, AI depravity, religious hysteria, and America’s most cursed bodily decisions. Tim rings in 2026 by yelling at theater […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, January 5th, 2025.
0:04.1	Coming up on the program today, KFC is home to finger-licking demonic chicken.
0:09.1	Plus, mean, Skelton doesn't get explosive shits from kale anymore.
0:13.7	Implanting a uterus just to feel the sweet release of an aborted fetus,
0:16.9	and GROC AI has turned up the pedodial again.
0:23.0	Distorted View Daily
0:24.5	proudly presents
0:26.7	great moments in 911
0:29.6	emergency phone calls.
0:32.6	9-1-1-1 emergency.
0:34.2	This is something you've got to see.
0:35.4	This is unbelievable.
0:36.6	And what's the problem there? i got a man in the pool
0:39.0	he's got his private stuck in the pump block what you're kidding me i'm telling you honest
0:47.0	a god something you really got to see the police north quarter yes ma'am. Two point.
0:57.5	You gotta stop laughing,
0:57.8	Kenny.
1:00.9	Yeah, this is somebody just don't see it every day.
1:04.0	And he's in the pool?
1:05.0	He's in the pool.
1:06.2	He says, and you never breathe.
1:11.6	It's got to be shriveled up like you're like.
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