FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | This episode is brought you by native athletic greens and next evo naturals. |
| 0:15.5 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update. |
| 0:18.9 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update, financial Armageddon. |
| 0:23.4 | The end of the last three years of economic boom, gone, the end of the lowest unemployment in 50 years, |
| 0:29.7 | the end of adding 800,000 manufacturing jobs, the end of infrastructure, the chipsack, |
| 0:36.0 | and the end of unrestrained growth, after this guy |
| 0:39.8 | shat the temporepetic. Now why is this happening? What's going to screw up and kill the economy |
| 0:45.4 | that Dark Brandon turned around? This douche. Kevin, burn it down McCarthy. The same guy who |
| 0:52.0 | bitches about crime and fentanyl overdoses while his district in |
| 0:56.2 | Bakersfield is in the top 10 crime cities in America and overdosed deaths in Kern County, Kevin's |
| 1:02.7 | district, have increased 625% among high school students. Frankly, I don't stop in Bakersfield. |
| 1:10.6 | I slam the pedal to the floor and get |
| 1:12.5 | through it, you know, like I'm running moonshine to Texarkana, because Speaker McCarthy's district |
| 1:17.6 | is one of the worst in the state. Let's break down who the current speaker of the house is and what |
| 1:23.6 | he's willing to do to trash our economy. His house bill would cut COVID money for businesses and people ravaged by the Republican |
| 1:32.0 | cluster Trump response to COVID. |
| 1:34.9 | They want to kill the funding to the IRS. |
| 1:37.8 | Currently, the IRS is running tech from the 60s. |
| 1:42.0 | Updating the IRS would make rich people pay their fair share. Currently, the IRS |
| 1:46.3 | system relies on homing pigeons and the Wiccans. The Republicans want to stop student loan |
| 1:52.1 | forgiveness. So these kids who did the right thing and finish college would have the little |
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