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Titus Podcast

Ai, Ai, OH NO!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from TOTUS Podcast.

0:10.6

This episode is brought to you by Athletic Greens, and now here's Christopher TOTUS with the

0:14.3

Armageddon Update.

0:15.8

I'm Christopher TOTUS, I'm Miss!

0:18.7

Is the Armageddon Update?

0:20.2

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls gather around and brace yourself for a mind-boggling,

0:24.9

knee-slap and hair-raising tale of the technological revolution we are.

0:29.9

Apparently living in that's right folks, we are talking about AI, artificial intelligence

0:35.4

that's sweeping the world, seeing it's sweeping the world faster than a cat chasing a laser

0:40.2

pointer on a three-day cocaine binge.

0:48.6

Let me start by saying that AI is like that awkward cousin who shows up at family gatherings

0:53.2

and tries to impress everyone with random facts.

0:56.2

Yeah, if I may, by the way, I've been just going to be a bit of knowledge about how to

1:01.5

grill chicken and you didn't even have to meet long enough to extract and total depth

1:06.2

of flavor.

1:07.2

So, maybe next time.

1:11.0

Now imagine that that cousin is on steroids, on with every bit of information and knowledge

1:16.4

ever thought of or discovered and will be making decisions based only on data.

1:21.8

You can't bribe it with Ferraris, drugs and hookers.

1:24.8

So at least, it won't run for Congress.

1:27.3

Maybe the one thing that proves that it's a robot is that, well, it can't be bribed to

1:33.5

stop killing us.

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