Finally! A Podcast Episode About Food Poisoning
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
How is Pete preparing his turkey for Christmas dinner this year? By sticking it in the freezer, of course. Pray for his guests, particularly when it sounds like the rest of the day's food is going to be cooked in his airfryer.
Elsewhere, and as the title suggests, the lads discuss several tales of food poisoning (unrelated to Pete's cooking, it has to be said), there's a good trip down memory lane discussing old video games and, for some reason, Pete attempted to close out the episode by speaking some Welsh.
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| 0:00.0 | We're back with the Luke and a Pete Shore on your Monday. |
| 0:10.0 | Hope you had a good weekend. |
| 0:11.0 | And I hope you, you know, I hope you've got all your prezi sorted. |
| 0:16.0 | I hope you've got all of the food sorted for Christmas Day. |
| 0:18.0 | Lukey Mill, what are we looking at right now in your household? |
| 0:21.9 | I prepare for Christmas. |
| 0:23.6 | I have already bought most of a turkey. |
| 0:28.2 | I bought a turkey crown. |
| 0:29.7 | That's in the freezer. |
| 0:31.0 | All ready to go. |
| 0:32.9 | And I'm looking forward to it. |
| 0:34.9 | I've booked a beef eater for Christmas Eve. This is, why is everything you talk about when it comes to Christmas, like subpar? You're freezing the turkey. Why are you doing that? Turkey's only frozen. I didn't freeze it. It was already frozen. Get a fresh one. If anything, I am defraising. I know how much money you own. Get a fresh turkey. You also know how much tax I've got paid. Oh, that's true, actually, yeah. It is, it's the fucking season. The most expensive... The most expensive... The most expensive mum. The most expensive mum. It's technically a building material. Yeah. You used it as a sound proofing device. |
| 1:11.9 | Yeah, exactly. So good a ball of sound. |
| 1:14.0 | I'm not ready for Christmas, no. |
| 1:15.7 | I thankfully am in a position where my dear mother takes care of the kind of food arrangements. |
| 1:22.7 | Right. |
| 1:23.2 | Okay. |
| 1:23.4 | She asks for a few suggestions and bits and pieces. |
| 1:27.2 | But other than that, she generally takes care of it. |
| 1:29.4 | She likes to host and have all of us down there, so that's pretty easy. |
| 1:32.1 | Decent. |
| 1:33.3 | We're behind on presents. |
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