A Night in a Hostel
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to a new episode of the Luke and Pete Show! As we build up towards Christmas, the lads talk presents, including a very thoughtful gift Pete has been working on. Ah, bless. Unfortunately he reverts to type fairly shortly after that after his gastric problems come back and he finds himself stranded in London with nowhere to go.
Luke and Pete also find time to hear from an American that enjoyed a strange experience upon visiting Camden, and there's one or two carpet anecdotes as well. What more do you need?
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| 0:00.0 | I can't wait till they start domesticating raccoons, Lukemore. |
| 0:10.8 | Yes, you have mentioned that before. |
| 0:13.8 | Yeah, I mean, we've actually got an email from someone pertaining to raccoons. |
| 0:18.0 | We can do either today or Monday. |
| 0:19.7 | All right, okay. |
| 0:20.3 | So poo-pooing my idea that we'll domesticate them? No, I don't think so. No. Because I'll poo it myself. This is Logan P.O. By the way, I've done some job is a little bit more. It doesn't really cover that aspect of it. No. Well, apparently, a biologist has been trapping off. that's kissing, isn't it? |
| 0:38.6 | Yapping off. |
| 0:42.3 | Trapping off would be what we would have called in the 90s, pulling. |
| 0:43.8 | Yes, yes. |
| 0:48.5 | They were talking about how it's impossible to get a raccoon because they are one of the few animals who seeks out revenge. |
| 1:11.3 | I love that. That's excellent. They remember your face, and if you've done something bad to them, they want to hurt you. Apparently crows can remember individual faces as well. Right, okay. COVID's very intelligent, obviously. I don't think there would, I don't think there's any reason to sort of... I don't know why a crow would need to know anyone's faces. No, but I think they have been known to kind of hold a garage against individual people. |
| 1:15.1 | Right. Oh yeah, follow them around, peck them. Yeah. Poo on them, put on them, put in the car. Peckham in peckham. Peckham in peckham. Because there's also been evidence of... He's been caught on camera of crows, like say, someone put like a food pellet in a tube. |
| 1:29.0 | And for the crow to be someone put like a food pellet in a tube |
| 1:28.5 | and for the crow to be able to reach the food |
| 1:31.5 | pellet the water level of the tube |
| 1:33.5 | needs to rise right |
| 1:34.5 | so they just fly off and get stones and keep putting it in the water |
| 1:36.8 | so the water gets higher and higher and they get the pellet |
| 1:38.4 | I wouldn't even be able to |
| 1:39.4 | I sometimes do something I'm like |
| 1:41.4 | it's like an eight year old human beings |
| 1:42.9 | intelligence basically yeah I'll do stuff and I'll be like, I just, I, I'm approaching this all wrong. I'm being a real silly sausage. Yeah. What, this is most of your food choices? Most of your food choices. Just generally, if I need to do something. If I need to approach like a DIY job, I'll always sort of go right around my houses before I go, oh, I could just use a screwdriver. I never bother with any DIY. |
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