The Worst Snack of all Time
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Pete's been out on the lash again, and you simply will not believe his drunken food of choice. Honestly, you could have a thousand guesses and you'd never get it.
In other news this week, Luke is really hitting all the major milestones of middle age by taking up golf, there's some impassioned follow ups from listeners in our great airfryer debate, and the lads also reminisce about time they've spent in Istanbul. Subscribe to join us, and email whenever you like: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com
The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Luke and Pete Shore. |
| 0:08.7 | I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:09.4 | I'm joined by Mr. Lukie Moore on this fine, summery, summery day. |
| 0:13.5 | Is it a summary day where you are, Lukie Moore? |
| 0:15.8 | Are you out of your fucking mind? |
| 0:17.5 | It's nice and blue, there's blue skies and there's sunshine. |
| 0:37.9 | Summary day? It's a nice summery day. It's warm. It's a sunny day then. You can say sunny. It's a summery day. From this window on my vantage point, all I can see, blue skies. Moss growing in my garden. Dog poos. It's a summery day. Dog poos and you're not what, this is the thing. You're one of those dog poo neighbors, are you? What do youos. It's a summary day. Dog poos in your... You know what? |
| 0:38.3 | This is the thing. |
| 0:39.0 | You're one of those dog poo neighbours, are you? |
| 0:40.7 | What do you mean? |
| 0:41.4 | It's in my garden. Yeah, no, but I don't think people want to look out over your garden. I see dog poo everywhere. Well, don't look into my... Stay away from my shit. It's not my fault. They've just done one |
| 0:51.3 | I've just noticed it |
| 0:52.7 | And I'll get to it once I've finished the Luke and Peach shot |
| 0:54.9 | You've not left it there for like weeks on it |
| 0:56.2 | No |
| 0:56.5 | Why would anybody do it? |
| 0:58.0 | Nobody's They've just done one. I've just noticed it and I'll get to it once I've finished the Luke and Peach Show. |
| 0:54.9 | You've not left it there for like weeks on it. |
| 0:56.2 | No. |
| 1:10.0 | Why would anybody do? Nobody wants that. To fertilise. To fertilise. I don't think it makes good fertiliser, to be honest. Does it not? No, no, no, no. What, because their diets are just dreadful? The stuff I eat them. I don't want that going into a plant. |
| 1:13.7 | So I think there's a don't want that going into a plant. |
| 1:26.9 | So I think there's a difference between a sunny day and a summery day given it's the 11th of December today. All right, fine. We are. Yeah, so I think you can accept that. I will accept that grudgingly. How are you doing? You're all right. I'm all right, thanks. I feel like I haven't see you properly |
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