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Stiff Socks

Fig Noot'in

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2020

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

The boys chop it up about why yoga studios are the horniest places in the world, how to spot a fake orgasm, and figure out what born again virgins are. This is a podcast. Some podcasts are about science. By the transitive property, this is a science podcast.

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0:00.0

So I have enuded on or in or on the face of one lady in like two H. Oh, so Greta had her surgery. What a transition my bed is that what you haven't beat you freak? Yes

0:14.8

Yes, cuz she's in you know cuz she's my baby. So she got him John

0:18.6

She got her fucking uterus like whatever. I don't know what they do with it man. Let me ask me if I wanted it

0:24.0

I

0:27.8

Think I got a scrapbook

0:30.2

People do say I'm a biblical chords was just fucking weird. It's so weird. Oh, hi, we're not that fucking slim gym

0:35.8

Let me get a piece. Yeah, they're like where my job rope there it is

0:40.1

Where does the other part of the umbilical cord go just back in the woman? What so?

0:45.7

Okay, picture me. Yeah, I got you woman

0:49.8

Flugging a fire

0:54.6

I can't even say with a straight face mediocre plus how big do you think your pussy will be fat

1:02.6

Some big titties and a fat pussy, but no ass

1:06.3

I'm all up front baby. I'm like a mannequin would you you would fall over fucking top baby's fuck would you what would you get big boobs?

1:12.9

No, I'd already have a wreck. I don't think so. I think I think you would be coming out with like not cuz I'm

1:17.7

Those guys that's like I worked out four times and had like chest

1:20.5

I think you're one of those guys that work out four times and think they have chest you met those guys to go to the gym one time like

1:26.6

I'm a fucking jack like who is it Steven you better gym once it sounds a year

1:31.6

Thrawn shade in my general direction. I'm not picking up here. I'm not all I know is I feel like if you were a woman

1:37.3

You'd have to get fake boobs to have like rock. I think your boobs would be fine. I think they'd be perky and nice

1:45.2

I'll take it but I'll throw a sandbag in each

1:48.4

Tilt I want my tits to be fucking you can knock out a burglar with them, but hear me out. All right, baby out the womb

1:55.2

Yeah, when I'm fine

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