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Stiff Socks

85: Trevor Finds His G-Spot

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Mr. Transitive Property and the Floor General get loose in this one. They riff on the different jerk styles, why Wheaties are complete trash, and why women think blue balls are a hoax. Oh and they also discuss how to make a homemade fleshlight. This is a podcast about Architecture.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I made a noise. I didn't know I could make I went oh

0:05.0

I sound like a fucking pigeon getting his toes tickled

0:09.9

I love all the people that are just still in their hoax shit

0:13.2

We were talking about a little bit before the people that call everything a hoax hoax is like a

0:18.4

Cro- as a massive term hoax

0:21.1

It is but it's funny when you just hoax some stuff that's a hundred percent not a hoax. It's raining hoax

0:26.2

It's really I think you have to be from

0:31.5

What's like the most hoax to Gabriel? Can you I'm having you Google some shit early

0:36.6

Can you Google like the funniest hoax because like first we talked about the birds aren't real?

0:40.6

Yeah, but anything can be a hoax just depends on the person you ask you got a Venice Beach and ask me what a hoax is

0:46.6

Clouds a CIA

0:48.6

I think clouds are shaped like the government trying to burn you to what did you just?

0:53.3

Ha sir have we talked about my favorite hoax on here?

0:58.2

There's some compelling evidence that Stevie Wonder isn't actually blind

1:02.8

Shut up. I mean look shut up. Yeah, there's this video going around from

1:09.0

He was he's performing like on on TV

1:11.9

I don't remember what show he's on and you know, he's he's blind and a

1:18.1

Someone from his from his band drops a mic stand

1:20.9

Yeah, Stevie and there's all this music going on on stage right like it's got to be loud up there

1:24.9

Uh-huh, and the mic he's standing right here and maybe to the left of him a mic stand starts dropping and he reaches out and picks it up before I hit the ground

1:32.5

Damn

1:33.5

Really

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