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Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Iliza gives advice to a duck protector and a wine sipper.

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:07.0	Ask me on your question!
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comments section!
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter!
0:15.0	Or leave them on your Facebook!
0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
0:23.0	I've got the answers!
0:25.0	The answers! You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:30.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:33.0	Have you noticed that like no one is at the helm of any ship?
0:39.0	Like nothing is working.
0:41.0	I got a Volvo which is like low key of very expensive car,
0:46.0	even though it's not like quote unquote,
0:48.0	like it's not like a Mercedes or a BMW,
0:50.0	but like it's spent a lot of money on this car and I got a lemon.
0:53.0	And like it was in the shop for 21 days
0:57.0	because they had to order apart from Ukraine
1:00.0	and I was like, oh I'm sure they'll get right on that.
1:02.0	And the GPS just...
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