Series 6, Episode 1 (Recycling)

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2016

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Lou Sanders and Stuart Goldsmith join Pappy's for the first episode of Series 6! Brace yourself for all the usual gubbins PLUS: Matthew apologising for his script, Ben eventually working out a chicken pun, Tom forming Brave Hat club, Lou having some sort of yaketty-based fit and Stu telling us what a 'body wand' is. It's good to be back! Please do help us spread the word about the new series - which will be coming out on the first day of every month throughout 2016 (if all goes to plan): Facebook it, tweet it, comment on iTunes it. Thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bills, they don't always have to be bad.
0:03.0	Imagine bills with no hidden fees.
0:06.0	Bills with low prices on the latest phones,
0:10.0	bills that save you from that new foam fomo.
0:14.0	Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.
0:18.0	Leave bad bills behind and switch to Giff Gaff for the latest phones at low monthly prices. Giff Gaff are up to good.
0:27.0	Terms apply see giftgaff.com slash terms. Tom Ben what are you doing? Sit your cute little ass cheeks down Matthew. We are going to make you breakfast.
0:40.0	Why are you dancing around? I'm throwing bread and I'm catching the bread and I'm
0:47.8	catching the bread and putting it in the toaster and I'm dancing around with the cupboard doors then I'm throwing eggs. I'm smashing the
1:00.0	eggs and then whisking!
1:03.6	Whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop!
1:05.6	What's wrong, Matthew, you odious little Toad?
1:09.0	Well, two things.
1:10.2	Firstly, you're doing a very visual sketch for what is an audio medium so it isn't
1:14.3	working and secondly that's not a sketch what you wrote you're ripping off
1:18.0	Malcolm and Wies. We're just doing what you told us to do. Yeah you told us to
1:22.0	recycle some old material I said do the recycling.
1:25.4	Oh, I am so surprised I'm going to lean against this bar and...
1:30.8	Yeah, I get it, very, very funny, it's only falls in horses.
1:35.0	Stupid boy!
1:36.0	Alright, I see what you're doing, okay?
1:37.0	I don't believe it!
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