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Junkfood Cinema

Festival of Fear: The Orphanage

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6705 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Brian and Cargill get beautifully haunted by the kids of The Orphanage! One of the most beautiful, eerie, and gloriously heartbreaking horror films ever made and if you weren't afraid of children before...

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is junk food cinema.

0:03.0

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

0:16.0

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School rejects. Who are these guys?

0:42.4

Good evening, good frights and good bone marrow to everyone out there.

0:46.0

This is junk food cinema, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast.

0:46.9

So good.

0:48.3

It is frightening.

0:50.4

Oh, God.

0:51.4

Thank God.

0:53.3

October's almost fucking over. So many punts.

0:54.1

Like, the entire Halloween industry is built upon puns.

0:57.2

Like it's the Halloween industry followed by the porn industry, followed by...

1:02.9

The directed DVD horror industry.

1:04.5

Exactly.

1:05.3

And the asylum is third on that list behind porn where it fucking should be.

1:09.5

Right.

1:10.3

This is, of course, like I said, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast here on

1:13.4

PhilbschoolRejects.com.

1:14.9

I am Brian Salisbury.

1:16.6

He is C. Robert Cargill.

1:18.4

Together we are the Wonder Twins.

1:21.8

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