Feeling Happy? Don’t Tell Your Friends
Almost Adulting with Violet Benson
Violet Benson
4.8 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
The evil eye lives in your group chat.
Did I stutter?
Ever notice the SECOND you share good news - your life collapses faster than a Nature Valley bar? Same.
One minute I’m being loved correctly, soft life era unlocked… Next minute? Like not even 24 hours later - I break my foot, bleed from my privates, and end up crawling around my house like a feral naked raccoon throwing up on my hardwood floors with my milk bags hanging low, while I genuinely wonder how I got here.
The evil eye is REAL. But it doesn’t come from your enemies… it comes from your friends - the ones cheering the loudest… right until you start winning. Most of them don’t even realise they’re subconsciously sending you bad energy… just because your happiness reminds them of the places they’re not.
Protect your wins. Protect your joy. And get ready to laugh your toes off with today’s episode.
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| 0:00.0 | So I broke my foot last week. |
| 0:01.5 | I can't walk for two months. |
| 0:02.7 | I got a UTI on that same day. And then I got a skin rash that same week. And I'm telling you, it's because I got an evil eye. And it was one of my friends. Stay with me. And I'll tell you exactly what happened on this episode. Okay? Let's get started. It's file events in your favorite meme queen and the big sit you didn't ask for, but see, |
| 0:22.7 | welcome to almost adulting. |
| 0:29.6 | Are you ready? |
| 0:31.0 | If suddenly out of nowhere, bad things start to happen to you and they're coming in threes, |
| 0:36.4 | it's a power of three of an evil eye and it's |
| 0:39.6 | coming from one of your friends. You're not crazy because it's actually happening. Let's get |
| 0:44.4 | started. Hi, Vassies. I'm Violetta Vincen, your Russian Vic sister, giving you that tough love you mean. |
| 0:50.1 | I want to hear what best believe you're going to need. And today you were listening to another |
| 0:53.2 | episode of almost adulting. |
| 0:56.3 | I hope you enjoyed last episode where I told you all about how I broke my foot last week, |
| 1:01.4 | how I can't walk for two months. |
| 1:02.7 | If you're wondering, V, how's your foot doing? |
| 1:04.6 | Still broken. |
| 1:05.5 | So that's not changing anytime soon. |
| 1:08.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.0 | But when I broke my foot and got a UTI, it was in the same day I was |
| 1:13.8 | hanging out with my man. The night prior to that, I was out to dinner with two of my friends, |
| 1:19.4 | two of my friends who I love. So this is where I genuinely believe when it comes to evil I, |
| 1:24.6 | a lot of people sometimes think that it has to do when someone |
| 1:28.8 | is hateful towards you or has negative energy. But a lot of times people don't realize that evil |
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